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Dumb Things College Students Do #6

I hope you guys learn from my mistakes. When you are writing an essay, do NOT, i repeat, DO NOT underestimate the amount of time the citations and references will take. ESPECIALLY when you procrastinated on your paper and need every last second to do it.

Citations take a long time, the longer your paper the longer it will take. In retrospect it would be easier to just do it as you write your paper, but you don’t know what you want to keep and delete and all that jazz. So, I reiterate, do NOT underestimate the amount of time it will take to clean your paper up. The best thing to do is finish your essay early …. ha if only


Dumb things college students do #5

Just a tip: do NOT wear contacts if you are going to stay up late studying at the library.

When you wear contacts into the night staring at a screen/book your contacts get dry. When your contacts get dry, your instinct is to close them. When you close your eyes, you want to sleep. But you can’t sleep because you have work to do, so you stare at your screen/ book and get back to work. This makes your contacts more dry, which leads to more eye closing, which leads to more wanting to sleep… ext ext ext this vicious cycle continues until you fall asleep (pass out), or go back home and get glasses. Either way you are not getting work done.

Sorry I haven’t been posting lately! I’ve been super busy, but I always see the silver lining, and will most probably cross spend an entire night at the Ugli off my bucket list.

11 rules of life (college version) – Bill Gates

(It has been brought to my attention that this is actually from “Dumbing Down our Kids” by educator Charles Sykes not Bill Gates.  Someone posted something on the web and this got viral, but Bill Gates did say these things, so still let’s not forget. – 4/15/2013)

Some advice from one of the most successful man the world has ever seen, Bill Gates. His 11 rules of life that he gave to a high school started circulating the web in the year 2000, it has been over a decade and I think it is time to refresh our minds. Although I may not be in high school anymore, these rules are still golden in college. This is the cold hard truth, and he gives it to us straight.

1. Life is not fair – get used to it.

Sometimes even though you work long, hard, and relentlessly, you will not get the results you want. You may not get that A, you may not get that interview, you may not get that internship, you may not get that position. So what? Life isn’t fair. There are only two things you can do. Keep working. Or work harder.

2. The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

We are still in college, and unless you are paying for your own tuition AND taking care of whoever raised you, you haven’t done anything yet. You can feel good about yourself, you can be proud of what you have done, but don’t be fooled, this is just the beginning. Your biggest accomplishments have yet to come.

3. You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school  college. You won’t be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

We are in college now, this isn’t all that unfeasible. However don’t forget the entire rule, you have to earn it.

4.  If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

It goes like this. Teachers care about you, they want you to get good grades. It doesn’t matter if it has something to do with their salary or if they just genuinely care, they want you to succeed. College professors don’t give a sh*t about you unless you learn to give a sh*t. It is a give and take relationship. If you aren’t willing to put in the work, goodbye see you never I have 300 other students who are willing to put in the work. But if you do put in the work, your professor will push you, and push you hard to make you better, all that for preparing you for after. Now I’m still at this stage but from what I have gathered the future is like this. Your boss does not care, you either put in the work or you’re fired.

5. Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.

College is one HUGE LEARNING EXPERIENCE. That reaction paper you have to write twice a week? It is not bullsh*t, do it, and learn from it.

6.  If you mess up, it’s not your parents’ fault; so don’t whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

At one point in college you WILL mess up. It’s done, its in the past, learn and move on. It may be hard in the moment, but you have to move on.

7. Before you were born, your parents weren’t as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent’s generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

I see this as two messages for us. 1, clean up after yourself, if messiness and uncleanliness becomes a habit, it becomes a disease. 2, enjoy college now cause you will be be a parent and have to deal with your smart alec kid sooner or later.

8. Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they’ll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn’t bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

You get mistakes, you get make up exams, you get extra credit, you get leeway. This is BACKUP, don’t rely on them. Why start a class thinking you’re going to need these things anyway?

9.Life is not divided into semesters. You don’t get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you “FIND YOURSELF”. Do that on your own time.

We are young adults now. Although life is still split into semesters, life is not that far off. When your summer/winter or whatever break comes yes you may relax a little. However you better still be keeping up, read some books take some extra courses, this is NOT the time to be slacking off. Also, no matter how busy you are you will have time to find yourself in college, so do it. Explore, experience, whatever, but do it now.

10. Television and video games are NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

This is a lie, Gates must have been mistaken. Just kidding.

11. Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.

Yea we get that now, when the curve is a c+ and glasses got a 94%, you should feel bad that you called him glasses. But in general, ,be nice to people, a**holes don’t live happy lives. And there are people out there, amazing people who can be both a nerd and have fun, and guess what? You can be.that.person.

These 11 rules Bill Gates lived by should be hardwired into everybody’s brain. And if you follow these 11 rules and things STILL don’t pan out, send me an email and I’ll go to Bill Gates personally and tell him to revise his rules

Thanksgiving at UM – saving you the trouble

Freshmen year I celebrated Thanksgiving at UMich, and what a fitting name because probably for the first time ever I honestly looked up into my ceiling light and whispered, ” Thank you Tim Berners- Lee for giving me the internet as we know it. Thank you a million times now and a million times over.” Yes, those exact words, Why did I whisper that to nobody and who the hell is Tim Berners-Lee? Well Tim Berners- Lee was credited for the invention  of html, not exactly the internet as that was a slow development over many years,  just like my Thanksgiving. The only reason I know this is because I searched it up, read pages of pages of controversy on who invented the Internet, and came to the finalist my good friend Tim. That was the extent to how BORED I was.

 It was….uneventful, in fact it was almost like Ann Arbor went out of its way to be uneventful. EVERYBODY went home for the holidays, if you have a home, then go back for Thanksgiving. I, being a very very international boy did not exactly have a home to go back to so I thought it be best to stay in Ann Arbor for Thanksgiving with my few very very international friends. O the wrong choices I make.

Everybody is home, so campus is synonymous to a post-apocalyptic city. I walk on the streets at 3 pm and the only other person walking is my shadow. I talked to it sometimes because it most closely resembled human life. Just kidding. I’m not crazy. Not yet. I wasn’t 21 so I couldn’t go to any bars and drink my boredom away. Many of the restaurants are closed, requiring me to walk a mile, in the snow, to Main Street for some good Turkey. The Cafeteria closed, but nobody wants that turkey jerky anyway. The Buses don’t run because everybody is home for Thanksgiving, so if you lived up North, pack your bags and find a friend on central because North campus was just like Central Campus but worse. I don’t know how or why, but I knew if I died my corpse would rot before it was found.

I holed up with my friend on Central Campus, and truly started to appreciated the internet. That was my Freshman thanksgiving, like a horror story for college students – no booze no friends no fun. This post has 2 messages for you. First, don’t spend Thanksgiving at UM, it’s a nice pretty school and it’s awesome and everything, just not on Thanksgiving. Go home, go somewhere anywhere. Second, before you go to sleep spend 10 seconds to get on your knees and say these words ,” Thank you Tim Berners-Lee, I created a whole new category of love dedicated to you and what you did for mankind.” or something like that…

Hope you all had an awesome Thanksgiving!!

College Thinking #3

Whenever my internet stops working, I take it as a higher power telling me to start working